1000 Days Left: Sizing up the 2012 Hopefuls
Guess what? There are a scant 1000 days left before Election Day 2012. Now is as good of a time as any to see whose name may be on the ballot opposing Mr. Obama. I gathered most of the names on this list from Intrade.com and Wikipedia, plus tossed in a few of my own. First, let’s take a look at the “not-a-chancers”. I call this the “Dennis Kucinich Division”.
Former Vice President Dick Cheney – Aside from the obvious reasons, here’s one biggie: He turns 72 days after the 2012 inauguration.
South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford – Once considered a legitimate prospect for Vice President, Sanford all-but-destroyed his political career when he, ummm, went hiking on the Applachian Trail.
Nevada Senator John Ensign – See above.

Sorry, Newt. Thanks for trying.
Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich – While I can see him having some sort of hand in the political process (as an advisor or chairman of the Republican Party), I can’t see him as the Republican nomination. If you think about it, he really combines the worst qualities of Sanford (the womanizer) and Cheney (the Darth Vader).
Former Tennessee Senator Fred Thompson – Oh, come on. I’m spending more time writing about why Thompson wouldn’t be the 2012 nominee than he spent working on his 2008 campaign.
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani - Not going to happen. Besides, if I had to choose which New York City mayor would be the most likely to be a 2012 contender, I’d choose Rudy’s successor.
General David Petraeus – I think he would be an excellent Secretary of Defense or even a Vice Presidential candidate, but I don’t see him as a legitimate Presidential contender. At least at this early stage of the game.
Former Virginia Governor George Allen – No, and here’s why. He’s done with politics. In a little-known fact (my former boss is good friends with Allen), Allen had a falling-out with the Republican party back in 2006 when he was running for re-election. Allen lost a lot of points in the “macaca flap”, but the Republicans wouldn’t give him money for his campaign. Instead, they gave money to Sen. Rick Santorum’s futile bid to hold on to his Senate seat. Allen lost by a slim margin.
General Colin Powell – I can’t see him currying much favor with the party bosses after his endorsement of Barack Obama in 2008 pretty much was the nail-in-the-coffin of John McCain’s bid.
Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour – I’m sorry, but this guy just seems like he’s out of central casting for “old, crusty, Southern Republican”.

Let me get this straight. They wanted you to be the commissioner of the NFL, and you turned it down?
Former Florida Governor Jeb Bush – Ummmm… we may need to way a little bit before trotting out someone with the “Bush” name. In a related note: when was the last time the Republicans won the White House without having “Bush” or “Nixon” on the Presidential ticket? Answer: coming at the end.
Texas Representative Ron Paul – He’s probably a stronger candidate now than he was in 2008 because of the economic collapse, but I think that his isolationist foreign policy beliefs have turned off enough Republicans to the point where he cannot be considered a serious candidate. That being said, I think his son, Rand Paul, a contender for a Senate seat in Kentucky, could be someone Republicans need to keep their eye on in the future.
Former New York Senator Hillary Clinton – No, but wouldn’t it be hilarious if she tried? How poor would Obama have to do in order to have a serious challenge mounted against him? Well, unfortunately, really, really bad. As in, not even Jimmy Carter lost his party’s nomination in 1980. I’m all for seeing Clinton try, though.
Second category. These are the guys that will / may give it the ole’ college try and will probably pick up some marginal support, but will fall short. I call this the “Bill Richardson Division”.
Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels – Daniels is quite popular in a state that, surprisingly, went for Obama in 2008. His experience on the federal level came as President Bush’s Director of the Office of Budget Management. In short, he was the guy who presided over a $236 billion surplus, that dwindled into a $400 billion deficit. In 2012, barring anything unforeseen, the voters will take a keen eye towards fiscal responsibility. This guy ain’t it.
Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn – See below.
Former Tennessee Senator Bill Frist – Both men are strong conservatives. Frist seems to be done with politics; Coburn is running for re-election and hasn’t hinted if he wants to seek higher office. Both men are known for their work as doctors on the side. With the Health Care debate at a fevered pitch (what? cliche? Sorry.), I can see both men getting some support because of their expertise. I can also see one, maybe both, accepting a Cabinet position in a Republican administration. I don’t see either of them garnering significant support, though. If I had to choose one, though, I would say Frist has the better shot. Speaking of Tennessee Senators…
Tennessee Senator Bob Corker – A strong conservative, and he’s facing re-election in 2012. I can imagine he’d choose to concentrate on that seat, at a time when the Republicans are fighting for control of the Senate, instead of mounting a run for the White House.
Former Ohio Congressman John Kasich – Can you imagine the furor if a former Foxnews host won the White House (and it wasn’t Alan Colmes)? I’d cast a vote for this guy just to see if it’d cause Moveon.org to explode. Kasich is an attractive candidate, especially if he wins the race for Ohio’s Governor this November. And since Ohio will be a major swing state in 2012, I can bet the Republicans will be calling on him for help. Is he Presidential-material? Well, just to stick it to George Soros… I say, yeah, sure.
Former New York Governor George Pataki – Pataki’s a dark horse. It really depends on the mood of the GOP in 2012. If they want to try to put a fiscal conservative / social moderate up for election and try to win independent voters, Pataki could make a serious run at the Presidency. If the Republicans say they tried that in 2008, well, Pataki won’t make it out of Iowa.

The author of this post couldn't resist posting this picture of him with Gov. Chris Christie.
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie – After seeing him squeak by the unpopular Jon Corzine in November’s race for Governor (after seeing him whizz away a double-digit lead), I have no faith in his ability to run a major campaign. But hey, as long as he cleans up my home state, I’m happy.
Iowa Representative Steve King – I’m pretty sure the last time (and only time) a Congressman went from the House of Representatives into the White House was in 1880, President James A. Garfield. And look how well that turned out! (what? Too soon? How long before I can joke about that?)
Former New Mexico Governor Gary Johnson – All you really need to know about Gary Johnson is he’s being called “the next Ron Paul”.
Third category – These are the young up-and-comers of the Republican party. Maybe in a few years they’ll be the Presidential front-runners. Maybe the next Vice President will come from this category (which is completely likely). I call this “Not-Quite-Ready-For-Prime-Time” category the “John Edwards Division”
Puerto Rico Governor Luis Fortuno – Fortuno, a 49-year-old Governor, has only been in office for one year. He seems like the kind of guy that the Republicans will trot out from time-to-time to show the voters how much they care about Hispanics.
Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal – Jindal unfortunately bombed his “coming-out” party last year when he gave the Republican response to Obama’s first address to Congress. Oh well. But before anyone launches a “what are you talking about? Jindal is awesome!” tirade against me, let me say this: Jindal is awesome. But, he is only 38 years old. He’s barely old enough to be eligible for President. His time will come. Just not yet.
Florida State Representative Marco Rubio – A rising star in the Republican party, Rubio, like Jindal, is just 38-years-old. He’s a strong conservative, and thanks to grassroots support, is leading Florida Governor Charlie Crist in the Republican primary for Senate. He’s too young for 2012, but keep an eye on him. Especially if he beats Crist.

Mr. President? Maybe...
Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell – Not yet. If the Republicans lose in 2012, put McDonnell at the top of the 2016 list.
Former Missouri Governor Matt Blunt – Blunt declined to run for a second term in 2008, because he, like every other Republican on the planet, was looking at a substantial butt-whupping. As it turns out, the Democrat candidate wound up capturing 58% of the vote in Missouri, so Blunt was wise not to run and sacrifice his political future. He’s a young guy, 39, and the son of Roy Blunt, a prominent congressman. Matt has shown no signs of being interested in a Presidential run. But I hardly doubt his career in politics is over yet.
Massachusetts Senator Scott Brown – Brown, 50, garnered a lot of buzz after knocking off Martha Coaxley in the so-called “Miracle in Massachusetts” and won Ted Kennedy’s old seat. While Brown is an attractive candidate (I say that in a political sense, not in the “he posed practically nude for Cosmo magazine” sense), he really needs to garner some experience before launching a Presidential run. I know Obama did it like, 45 minutes after being sworn in, but we saw how that turned out, right?
Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock – Has gained popularity from the TMZ circuit for his washboard abs. Why he won’t be President? Well, for starters, he’s my age (28). That means he’s Constitutionally-ineligible to be the President (or Vice President). See you in 2032, buddy.
Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann – Bachmann’s framed herself as a Sarah Palin clone, without the crowd appeal (and at the same time, without the “I can see Russia from my backyard!”). She has already ruled herself out of the Presidential race, citing a lack of experience (she was elected in 2006).
Virginia Representative Eric Cantor – Cantor’s name was pretty established during the last Presidential cycle, and was floated as a potential Vice President selection. While he seems like a long-shot now, take this into account: by the time 2012 rolls around, he will be one of the leading Congressional voices of the Republican opposition. At the very least, Cantor has to be considered for the short-list of Republican Vice Presidential hopefuls: he’s young, he’s Jewish, he represents a key swing state, and he’s experienced.
Former Hewlett-Packard CEO Carly Fiorina – She’s running for Senate, and, if she can win, I can see her name being brought up as a Presidential dark horse. One thing I can’t see is how she would have a chance at winning the White House if she puts out laughably bad ads like this one.
Madam President? Don't rule it out.
Former eBay CEO Meg Whitman – Whitman, like Fiorina, is running for statewide office in California (Whitman has her eyes set on the Governor’s chair). She’s a tremendous businesswoman and has a great record; John McCain mentioned her name when he talked about potential Treasury Secretary nominees. If Meg Whitman wins in November, I will easily move her into category four.
Category Four: Contenders. These are the guys, who, if things break the right way, will be the Republican nominee (even though they have an uphill battle). I call this the “John Kerry Division”.
Indiana Representative Mike Pence – Pence, like Cantor, will be one of the leading voices of the opposition by 2012. I just don’t think he has the name-recognition or the charisma to vault him into the top tier of candidates.
Florida Governor Charlie Crist – If Crist can fend off Rubio and win a seat in the Senate, he will be in good position for a Presidential run. If the general mood of the country is favorable to the moderates, Crist will be in great shape. If it swings towards the tea-partiers, well, not-so-much. One thing I would add: a Crist loss to Rubio does not mean the end of his Presidential chances.
Texas Governor Rick Perry – I don’t know, I just think America needs a little bit more time before electing another Texas Governor. Nothing against Perry, just, you know… too soon.
Wisconsin Representative Paul Ryan – I wavered between putting him in the “rising star” category. This is probably too high for him. However, his “Roadmap for America’s Future 2.0” has been getting a ton of attention recently. If the Republicans go with someone younger than President Obama, Ryan might be the guy.

Obama's Worst Nightmare? No, that's probably still Joe Biden in a thong.
Former Utah Governor Jon Huntsman, Jr. – Huntsman ran one of the best-managed states in America, and his name was floated as one of the early dark horses for the 2012 Election. Rumor has it that Obama feared running against this guy so much he gave him a diplomat’s position; currently, Huntsman is the United States’ Ambassador to China.
Tomorrow: The top five candidates, the “Hillary Clinton” Division… and I will reveal my Presidential pick. Stay tuned to ThePoliticalFish.com for more.
Trivia answer: The last time the GOP won without Bush or Nixon on the ticket? 1928, the Herbert Hoover / Charles Curtis ticket.
That’s what 900,000 + in GOP money gets ya’ these days. 
Doug Hoffman garnered national attention for jumping into the race as a third party candidate after he was passed over in the selection process of the district. He attracted endorsements of many high-profile Republicans nationwide, as well as the teaparty activists who flocked towards upstate New York to lend their support.


